Stephanie Ulery

mom, wife, cat wrangler, amateur bartender-cook-gardener, and occasional funny person.

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@JeffBaker_4 @thescottbarber My oldest was terrified of Veggietales The Lord of the Beans, especially when the trees talked. The opening music made him noticeably on edge. 😂 It became a bargaining chip. "If you don't behave I'm putting on Lord of the Beans." In hindsight, not the best parenting idea.

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@thescottbarber Yessss this movie 😳

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@hlfshvpotato @HonkLaurennn "we have an Airbnb at home"

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@hlfshvpotato @regionaldoubt Come, but not Oct 17 😂

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@genxlife77 @wynrosei I literally forgot about going to the mall department store to buy concert tickets 😂

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@nathansalom @boydmyers I'll take 24 to 48 hrs to get where I need to go, you're right. I should be happy that the big airlines left are bleeding us all dry so we can watch a movie during the flight.

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@boydmyers A crappy Spirit flight was the only way my family of 5 could afford to visit family in Florida. Very out of touch, classist (and arguably racist by the supportive comments) joke there.

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@boydmyers Do people not realize that some can't afford expensive airlines and cruises, or don't want to pay more to simply get somewhere, and this takes a toll on actual people who rely on budget travel/vacation options?

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@KevOnStage This was the perfect way to describe this movie. Also, the audience reactions to some scenes with Joe are going to be people's favorite thing about watching the movie in the theater. You gotta go to know. 😂

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

It's worth every dollar to watch Michael in a theater to hear the audience reactions to Joe Jackson. 😂

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@RichardPCondon People are about to experience making the fastest decisions of their lifetime on a bridge.

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@katieporterca Democrats really need to be putting out messaging that says get your documents in order. Crying about it is not going to help anyone if it passes. Get prepared and order missing documents. You need them anyway! Be ready to vote! We pushed Real ID, we can push this, too.

[Richard Stengel @stengel]

His entire presidency is about giving people permission to be their worst selves.

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@thescottbarber I love a good niche Christian culture reference 😂

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@usembassyjlm Laughing in "imagine if Biden admin said this?"

[Stephanie Ulery @seulery]

@NancyMace The way you fail the test every day to reply in kindness and class needs to be studied.