Seval Gunes

Sick and tired of rigged elections and corrupt politicians.

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@darren_cahill Has @janniksin ever had blood drawn after losing due to cramps to diagnose what kind of electrolyte abnormalities caused the cramps? That should give you a hint on how to avoid them in the future.
Seval Gunes, MD

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@POWERADE For the love of God, offer @janniksin a sponsorship. Develop “Powerade Tennis”(TM) with twice the Magnesium and Calcium. Imagine ending up as THE sports drink for tennis players!

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@Gatorade For the love of God, please offer @janniksin a sponsorship so he drinks Gatorade and stops cramping up. Please!

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@janniksin Do I have to mail a box of Gatorade powder to Sinner? Jesus F. Christ, it is 2026 and his people have not figured out that drinking “Perrier” is not the right move when you are sweating!

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@emperorbudbak @janniksin @ms__finest Lack of electrolytes is stopping Sinner. Do they not know about Gatorade/Powerade and other electrolyte supplements?

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@kroger Why does Kroger issue “Kroger brand Half&Half” coupons and then have the coupon get rejected by the system EVERY SINGLE TIME! You then have to wait for a couple minutes for somebody to override. That is very irritating and makes us go to Costco and Sam’s Club. Fix it!

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@jakescottMD Anyone who takes his advice in medical matters should remember that he has an idiot as HHS secretary.

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@DrNeilStone The 14th century was the only century where there were fewer people at the end of the century than the beginning. That’s how devastating it was.

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@RedLineReportt On the flip side, he may be our best hope to avoid full Idiocracy by having anti-vaxxers commit self-euthanasia.

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@elonmusk “Socialist Paradise” is the definition of an oxymoron

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@Uber How do I contact a human? All the app allows me is to waste time with a bot

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@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceSummer I wish I could buy one as I never win anything

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@elonmusk Speaking for the 80%: Can we have a party that can protect the border and supports renewable energy? A party that keeps men out of women's sports and works towards universal health coverage? A party that is actually fiscally conservative and doesn't indebt us in perpetuity?

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@Nextdoor Why did ND delete hundreds of posts and replies in my group? I get email notifications about posts and when I follow the link I get the cat. Sometimes it says post is not available and then shows it. What is going on at ND? Did they pull a Musk and fire everyone?

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@RyanMarino I once looked a fentanyl patch of a cancer patient and almost overdosed.

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@SecVetAffairs If this is how an “ undersecretary of health operations” spends his/her time, can we just eliminate the position and use the money to take care of veterans?

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@_shaunasjorts Do we need a "People of TikTok" website?

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@NikkiMarieDiary @kareemjeanjr @fiImgal Dumb cows have those in many countries, so it fits perfectly in this case.

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@Albertsons Why do the cheese and jalapeño cheese bagels have bacon on them and in them? No bacon mentioned anywhere.

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@billmaher "Ladies" is now a microaggression and cost a guy a job: https://t.co/DUKJiubFyM