They rescued me from the pound and now I'm living on borrowed time. I love to travel but not every place is #DogFriendly. #rescue#mutt#dog Parody, I guess.
Yo @hulu - let's get this guy signed up for a second season of @ThisFoolHulu already -->
Comedian @ChrisEstrada explains why you shouldn't quit your job, unless Hulu calls you https://t.co/uy4lMXRNd0
I'm finally watching Picard and I love that @JeriLRyan drinks Bourbon! I knew I liked her, that's why I named my dog Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One (We just call her Seven @SevenTheMutt)
I'm calling on @eBay to examine the practice of reselling vitally important infant formula at a steep markup. There's no assumption of safety buying on a secondary market, but parents are being forced to because resellers are clearing store shelves to make a buck. #WrongAF
A few months ago, in that blurry haze of new motherhood, I left my infant daughter Eureka on the couch for just a few seconds. She rolled and slipped and tumbled to the floor, hitting her head, then burst out crying. /a thread to #SaveMelissaLucio
If you want to help #SaveMelissaLucio, please do whatever you can to spread this hashtag, call Gov. Abbot, look at the links I posted to @innocence which has many resources to help you help Melissa.
Mom and dad moved the couch downstairs so I'm making a bed for myself with dad's clothes from his dresser next to the dog bed that the cat usually sleeps on. I'm sure he won't mind 🐶
A Ukrainian soldier on a tiny island in the Black Sea didn't hold back when threatened with bombing by a Russian warship as Moscow continued its assault on Ukrainian territory https://t.co/xaA4SyP6en
It's there a way to know the difference between the inside feet and the outside feet? My mom wears inside feet when it's cold and I fall for it every time 🙈