sevenofnine

I eat a pudding cups without a spoon.

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

I once covered my balls in glitter. The results were pretty nuts!

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

Check out the moon around 2:30a EST and wash your hands with salt.

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider What a boner.

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Nietzsche on marriage.

Crazy how true this is. Most relationships can even be summed up with this.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

American Film maker David Lynch has died.

Here is one of his best quotes that gets more accurate every year.

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider I'm just hear for the bread content.

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

💯

[Axelroark @axelroark]

This woman has an elite level understanding of male psychology. I was today years old when I realized that what she says is true. Men love quests.

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider I once asked my Indian neighbor if I could borrow some bread, he said he had naan.

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider https://t.co/Bvv3zMQe0z

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider Magical ones...

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

I watched this at least 6 times and still can't tell the difference.

[Randy 🇺🇸 @Randy_Man_]

When married men have to pay for services that their wives just do not provide... 👀

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

I'm pretty sure it's weed...

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

And one more when you're burping the worm!

(I know there's no bone in a human penis, don't ruin the joke)

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider This is doubly funny since I'm pretty sure that's Natalie Mars... 🤣

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

I forgot how good this band is. https://t.co/Caw0e6WHFi

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

Totally thought those were drops of cum, took a min to realize it was likely tears...

[sevenofnine @sevinofnine]

@MirandaRider Mazel tov. I can only imaging what that registry will look like.