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[xander @sewer_blues]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win!

Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE.

No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: https://t.co/tngcGpYvRR

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

this it what it feels like being non-binary as a kid but not knowing

[Icona @iconawrites]

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe some intimate things should be reserved for marriage. A man should wait until his wedding night to untie the green ribbon around his wife’s neck and let her head tumble to the ground.

[xander @sewer_blues]

@britttlifts Schottensteins and Lazarus department stores!

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[toxic king @toxicking]

June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart

[jackee @takeiteasyjack]

do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman

[Ohmygodiamonfire @Omgiamonfire]

So apparently Konami let the Silent Hill website domain expire and someone bought it and it now leads to Ito's tweet about how he regrets making Pyramid Head.

https://t.co/60OsAyqLWD

[xander @sewer_blues]

@10TV Update your list, it’s hours behind!

[Characters Sitting on Froggy Chair @FroggyChairSit]

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4 sitting on a Froggy Chair

[prance @bocxtop]

there’s like 20 ppl on this flight and i asked the flight attendant for as much wine as he’s allowed to give me n he was like “holidays are rough buddy they’ll get better” dude i have flight anxiety im not a white woman in a romcom this speech isn’t necessary

[VAULT96283 @VAULT96283]

'The Avengers? That's great! What is that?!'

[🌸 jacqui 🌸 @GlossyGremlin]

Losing my mind rn

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

The funniest thing about them identifying the Zodiac killer is apparently some guy knew it was him and was just like hanging out with him

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

they sensed it...chris pratt as mario

[cory @coolmathgame_]

pilot: we’ll be landing shortly

passengers: ok

pilot: on the moon

passengers: what

pilot: i went too high

[vixella @vixella]

only hot girls play the sims

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Me laughing at the people who thought we’d flop