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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

'It's an onshore wind farm now, but with rising sea levels, it will soon be offshore'

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

'We now come to the Oscar for Best Actor. Remember, no biting, holding, or punching below the belt'

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'I've been the victim of an elaborate scam. A charming man on TV said he was giving me a tax cut, but then he emptied my bank account'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

"It's part of the levelling up strategy"⁠

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

"Our roof is like the Sue Gray report - most of the important bits are missing"⁠

⁠My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'As we're going to Downing St, I thought I'd bring a bottle'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

'SURPRISE!!!!'

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[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

How to Win (without talent or luck):

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

“The game done changed. We’re in a kangaroo market now folks.” - @litcapital

[Julian Brigden @JulianMI2]

The VIX doesn't suggest a low in stocks. We are following the pattern of the GFC. Back then, vol peaked when Lehman failed NOT at markets lows. Vol then sat above 40 chewing through risk appetite and stocks continued to fall. Using this metric we are in Oct/Nov 2008.

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

Arguments on Twitter:

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

When your small position gets knocked out when your stop loss is hit:

[Julian Brigden @JulianMI2]

The forward swaps curve always moves first and it's currently steepening. Before the equity bulls get excited this is the WRONG steepening! Its a bull steepener with 2yr yields dropping faster than 10s. In the past, we had a recession within 3-6mths. Time for the Fed to cut!

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

When you’re a trader and start seeing chart patterns everywhere. 👀

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

For everyone that thinks this stock market is just a big bubble look at in context of the last 80 years, this is what bull markets look like.

Chart by @bostonchaahhts

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

A 10% loss requires a 11% gain to get back to even
A 20% loss requires a 25% gain to get back to even
A 50% loss requires a 100% gain to get back to even
A 90% loss requires a 900% gain to get back to even

Huge gains aren't easy & big losses destroy capital: Avoid big losses!