sexton

I used to be mildly interesting before i found the world of social networking.

[sexton @sexton55]

@darrenrichman @PR_Gooner76 We’ve got Josh Pugh!

[sexton @sexton55]

@PR_Gooner76 @darrenrichman Harmless??? Code for “annoying as fuck”

[sexton @sexton55]

@DovySimuMMA Is this why he thinks Power Slap has more followers than Real Madrid?

[Gilbers @Gilberss84]

My epitaph will be 'died trying to read an article on Cov City Live' website.

[sexton @sexton55]

Would you, like, so there’s, a, um, if, there was, a bag, a bag, of, um, shit. Right? and I, would you, um, for like $200, would you, um, eat, eat the bag, the bag of shit, for $200, and um, I turn to you and um, say, it’s a, bag of shit. Right? Haaaaaahahahaha!

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

You are sitting next to Elon Musk, what do you ask?

[sexton @sexton55]

How long have you got?

[Michael Gove @michaelgove]

Tell me what the Conservatives got consistently wrong in state education?

[sexton @sexton55]

@2loveme2suffer I’ll have it if it’s still going?

[sexton @sexton55]

If you’re wondering where he’ll go next, think of the easiest job in football and work backwards from there

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Some close to Pep Guardiola believe the Manchester City manager could choose to leave his post next summer after reaching his 10th year in the Etihad dugout.

Man City keep an ongoing shortlist ready for his eventual departure and it currently looks like this:

🔸 Vincent Kompany — Bayern
🔸 Roberto De Zerbi — Marseille
🔸 Andoni Iraola — Bournemouth

(Source: The Times)

[sexton @sexton55]

It was dreadful. That Liverpool v City “great rivalry” had about 1 good game in the whole saga.

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Man City v Liverpool in 2019 was the highest quality Premier League game we’ve ever seen. Pep’s team won the PL, Klopp’s won the CL.
It was about false 9’s, inverted full backs & fast attacking football.

This season has been about corners & long throws

https://t.co/6RjOocYYqd

[sexton @sexton55]

@KnightyMKD I had to check which club you support and it couldn't have been any funnier. Well done. Thanks.

[sexton @sexton55]

I need to go to this one year!

[Barns2011a @Barns2011a]

@Nigel_Farage In a blaze of civic creativity, the people of Lewes have unveiled their pièce de résistance: a towering effigy of Nigel Farage, flanked by two of his most committed torchbearers racist rioters rendered in papier-mâché and pure spite. The trio, immortalised mid-rant, are set to meet a fiery end in the town’s annual bonfire, proving once again that Lewes doesn’t just light fires, it lights up hypocrisy, xenophobia, and the occasional pint-fuelled populist with theatrical flair.

[sexton @sexton55]

Duo Lingo itself isn't gonna teach you a language but it does plant certain words in your head or tiny bits of grammar. The day streak thing is also a great way of making sure you do a tiny bit of that language every day.

[Eric Jiang @veggie_eric]

Has anyone actually successfully learned a language using Duolingo

Seems like a lot of cute graphics and satisfying sound effects but I'm not buying that it actually works...

[sexton @sexton55]

Is there a bigger cunt than the grok shaggers? Jesus christ. I don't know why I'm still looking at comments on here but..........

[sexton @sexton55]

Petition to make all mascots pissed for the 26/27 season.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

The St Albans mascot was absolutely smashed away at Burton Albion yesterday… 🤣😭

He ended up getting ejected from the stadium… 🫣

[sexton @sexton55]

I cannot imagine the endurance needed to listen to three hours of this

[Parody Enron Musk @elmoskum]

See poor Joe Rogan, forced to laugh at a joke told by the most unfunny, uncharismatic person on Earth, about how Elon Musk uses Tesla’s money to fund xAI and taxpayer money to buy hundreds of unsellable Cybertrucks from Tesla for SpaceX.

[sexton @sexton55]

“Jaw dropping” that a paedo rapist can’t call himself a weird name and has to move home. Hardly. Should be in jail.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

This is a jaw dropping statement from the King

A STATEMENT FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE

His Majesty has today initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew.

Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. His lease on Royal Lodge has, to date, provided him with legal protection to continue in residence. Formal notice has now been served to surrender the lease and he will move to alternative private accommodation. These censures are deemed necessary, notwithstanding the fact that he continues to deny the allegations against him.

Their Majesties wish to make clear that their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse.

[sexton @sexton55]

This is a fantastic chat!!

https://t.co/OMaAf014YK

[sexton @sexton55]

The only thing funnier than this account is people retweeting it!!! https://t.co/yBusWK5UpR

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

It truly is an honour that Michelle Mone has retweeted my post about her and her wonderful husband.
This bright, intelligent woman stands defiant. You have to admire her judgment and bravery.👏