Danielle Sexton

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

Guess who's back #disback #thatsme

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

I swear folding laundry takes twice as long when I have headphones in #dancelikenooneiswatching

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

If I'm at home there's a 90% chance that I'm in my bed.

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

I'm done✌️👊

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

Casinos in every gas station #welcometothestates

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

If you're ever unsure about a selfie, just look at it when you're drunk. Then you will really know how you feel about it #wtf

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

When you pick your brother up from preschool and they tell you he isn't allowed to brush his teeth #whoneedshygiene

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

When you hear a gunshot right outside your house.. #imgonnadie #whydoiliveinharlem

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

Good day! #trailride #sonice #sunny #clouds #mountain #norain #tally #airport #open #gallop #sofun… http://t.co/INpZCG7o

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

Can't sleep #momsnoring #hotelroom #fml

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

@ReneeEwald1 same here #needalife

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

@ReneeEwald1 Jerks! #goodtimes

[TED @TedsReal]

Fun fact: 100% of the people reading this are alive. #Ted

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

@shaedesousa well of course! and many other things

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

Spent 40 bucks on candy all for myself #fatpeopleproblems

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

@VidarSandhals if you pet me again then you're getting a smack. #annoyinglb

[Danielle Sexton @sexton_danielle]

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die. #meangirls #oldmovies