Steven Eyer

Lived free AND died. You can have it all.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

For people who didn't want to vote for Hillary, everything SCOTUS does is all your fault.

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Me 5 minutes before surge pricing hits at Wendy’s

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

At some point we have to talk about how Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for far less than what Trump and his Republicans did and are still actively doing.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: Despite vehement denials to the contrary, NBC News has produced RECEIPTS that Nazis were openly mingling at the CPAC event this weekend, who flashed the Nazi solute and "espoused antisemitic conspiracy theories."

🚨Make sure everyone sees this.
https://t.co/GDXv0Fksv2

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

How come embryos have rights in Alabama?

Cuz they're not women yet.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Here's the GOP logo combined with Russia's, since they're basically the same party now.

[Steven Eyer @seyer1970]

Der Trumpenfeurer. Dortito Mussolini. El Caudillo Yanquis. Agent Orange. Comrade Drumpf. All the same person.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

It turns out, the guy who made the winning $9,000 bid for the autographed Golden Trump Clown Shoes,… is a Russian CEO.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Apparently Elon Musk permanently suspended the user below for the tweet below, and did so on the grounds that comedy is not legal on Twitter when the butt of the joke is Musk himself.

So I propose a minor act of harmless Twitter disobedience: RETWEET the hell out of this image.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

"A democracy becomes an oligarchy when the rich figure out how to pervert the laws for themselves... this is plain even to a blind man"

- Plato, Republic - approximately 350 BC

[𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  @billyd3_]

This may be the strongest contraceptive for men ever.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

🤣🤣🤣

[Steven Eyer @seyer1970]

I love sunrises. I hate getting up early. The duality of man.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

NBA All-star weekend should just be a series of one-on-one games featuring the players vs folks who been on the computer talking shit about them all season.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Source: Vladimir Putin will be the next chairman of the Republican National Committee.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

This is the harshest ever penalty for a New York billionaire besides "owning the Mets"

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Mitt Romney: “A very large portion of my party really doesn’t believe in the Constitution.”

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

Murder rate for NY state: 4.8 per 100k.

Murder rate for NY City 5.3 per 100k.

Murder rate across the US: 5.5 per 100k.

Murder rate for Texas: 8.2 per 100k.

Murder rate for Mississippi: 23.7 per 100k.

But tell us again how safe red states are, #MAGA. 🤡