Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻

💻 Full Stack Software Engineer & Entrepreneur | 🎓 BEng, MSc | 🎶 Lover of Good Music & Sounds | ⚽️ @manutd

[Ajay @Ajay_0fficial]

@carter8f Honestly I didn’t know we were poor till I was 18 too I just knew they were sending me home for school fees but didn’t know it was poverty..

[Zack @HackingBaseball]

C# developers are so quiet

[Lawrence @iKillCuriosity]

Shoutout to the Nigerians that moved here for uni and Masters. You’ll never realise how many people you saved.

[Jim O'Neill @neilojim1972]

Eight years ago I was terminally diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in both lungs and lymph nodes. Drs Oladipo and Carser with oncology team at Belfast City Cancer Centre said hold my beer...today I was discharged, which is....nice

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

@drsakintayo Is it true that you are owing people salary

[Sahil @sahill_og]

Employee: 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k

Freelancer: 900, 5k, 0, 9k, 1k, 4k

Founder: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 600k

Open Source Maintainer: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 "thanks bro"

Vibe coder: -$20, -$100, -$200, -$200

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

“For years”, codex has only been public for a few months, maybe over a year now or so

[Vineer @vineerpasam]

I have used Claude, Cursor, and Codex for years and built so many side projects

not once has an AI coding agent suggested MongoDB or any NoSQL database

I wonder why

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

I disagree, the peak would be figuring out immortality, to never die unless you want to, or pausing/reversing aging.

[Stanlee.dev @stanlee0nX]

Nothing comes after Ai, we’ve seen it all, this is the peak of all human invention.

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

@kolobe_88 Pain

[Google DeepMind @GoogleDeepMind]

Introducing Gemini 4 Argon – our new frontier model.

It’s built for complex workflows across coding, enterprise knowledge work, and cybersecurity defense – rolling out today to a set of trusted testers through our Fairwind Program.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Trump shares the accord signed by him and tech leaders on AI

[Tibo @thsottiaux]

Proud of this. Open is the way.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So we’re talking again…

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Something wey no dey work

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Ethics as a service, until you're the fallback API.

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

@OurFavOnlineDoc Especially in the North

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

@ugbede_ugbede Errand boys don’t deserve to be loved. I wonder who raised you people

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

Whoever made that tweet that even if you were the smartest person in the world, the moment you join APC you just become d*mb really cooked

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

Gbamzat is ex-Morgan Stanley, btw.

[Not Father Abraham 👨🏾‍💻 @seyiiiAbraham]

Is there any church in the world where you’re supposed to pay to enter?

[Uncle Sola @solaadio]

I dare any of your Afro beats idols in Nigeria to rent this stadium at full price to host this size of crowd without charging a dime. Everyone here in NSPPD Old Trafford 2026 got in FREEEEEE.