Susie

My life is a sitcom and my dog is the star.
Librarian. Homeowner. Former redhead.

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@Lizo18 Stick it in the freezer

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@Lizo18 You went from “I don’t do TikTok” to this. I can’t keep up. 🤣🤣

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@Lizo18 Ice cubes

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@RexChapman 🤣

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@Lizo18 You are sooooo lucky she loves you 🤣❤️🤣

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@RexChapman Oh my goodness! What a good girl! ❤️

[Susie @sfbrown2]

This mom is everything 🤣

[Derrick From The Team @Rickfromtheteam]

Accidentally typed "lmao" in my family group chat....this is what my mom sent me

I'm 24. 😂

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@brownrecluseesq @colsonwhitehead He’s an author who deserves to be paid fairly for his work. Not have his work stolen or given away for free.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aries: Impulsively asks you to have sex at 3am
Also Aries: Never texts you again & pretends they don't know you for the next 5 months

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@Daddypantz1220 @LibrarianRy That’s Robert Redford

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@mikefreemanNFL @RexChapman Awww! Poor little duck!

[Shaker Library @ShakerLibrary]

For #PoetryMonth we present an Ode to the Vending Machine

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

The world is under no obligation to meet my bunny expectations. It is up to me to find a way to hop within it.

[Susie @sfbrown2]

@Lizo18 Of course! I have my whole bathroom replicated at my desk.