Salesforce Climber

just casually scaling the Salesforce Tower, nbd

fingies crossed REI hits me up for a sponsorship

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

i'm thirsty for water and abolishing women's rights

[Liz Kreutz @LizKreutzNews]

Wow- the Salesforce Tower climber appeared to have been posting on Instagram during his climb. Here’s a video he posted. “It’s all going good, just wish I had a little water”

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

“Free Solo” ain’t got nuthin’ on me

[Kris Lande @krislande]

@dandarcy @SalesforceTower @salesforce Wow!!

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

SFPD won't let me get a proper stretch in at the precinct #rude

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

was a li'l busy this morning so nope, haven't been able to read 'em just yet

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

i mean did you guys expect me to protest on the ground like a regular anti-abortion loser?

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

Dreamforce...more like SCREAMforce, amirite ladies????

P.S. i'm probz an incel

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@scottbudman @scottbudman what y'all don't know is that i was blasting Miley's "It's the Climb" this whole time. 10 outta 10 would recommend.

https://t.co/Tbb5juv1Io

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

me, the "Pro-Life Spiderman," once i found out that mah gurl Mary Jane Watson supports women's rights

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@ABCLiz @ABCLiz hardest part was that none of those tech peeps offered some of the free office snacks 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@ABC7 guys c'monnnnnn clearly i did this for attention and y'all couldn't hook me up with a nice side profile????

#salesforcetower #salesforceclimber

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

#LIVE The climber is in custody after reaching a platform at the top of San Francisco's Salesforce Tower https://t.co/lYiOaq5qXQ

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@skol714 @ABC7 ok THANK YOUUUUUUUU finally getting the recognition i deserve

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@MarketRebels check out my 🔥🔥🔥🔥 form doe

[Market Rebellion @MarketRebels]

Someone is climbing the $CRM Salesforce tower in San Francisco

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@CaseyHo ok right? tbh surprised so many peeps started to hate ya boi JUST because i don't respect women's rights... 🚫

#salesforcetower #salesforceclimber

[Casey Ho @CaseyHo]

The whole city loves Salesforce Tower guy, a dude climbing Salesforce Tower! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the dude is a pro-life activist

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@joyskiiSF i too was late for work, hence the casual climb

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@mega_lib99 @helgeson_nick nahhhhhh i'm not known for my logical thinking so this was a spur-of-the-moment climb sesh

[Nick Helgeson @helgeson_nick]

men will literally climb the salesforce tower instead of going to therapy

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@helgeson_nick joke's on you bruh, got my therapist on speed dial
💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 #sickburn #salesforceclimber

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

@ABC7 thx for highlighting my best angle 🍑

#thatbootydoe #salesforcetour #salesforceclimber

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

#BREAKING Free climber scaling 61-story Salesforce Tower in downtown San Francisco, prompting response from police and firefighters. Watch #live: https://t.co/lYiOaq5qXQ

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

reached the end of my rope with slow downloads on Salesforce @ServiceCloud 🤷‍♂️

[Salesforce Climber @SFClimber]

oopsies, sorry for the scare, boys!

[SAN FRANCISCO FIRE DEPARTMENT MEDIA @SFFDPIO]

UPDATE: Incident resolved. Climber is now with @SFPD