Sally Schott

Marketer, book lover, public school defender, football fan

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

[Rhode Island Democratic Party @RIDemParty]

Jamestown showed up strong today to make it clear that there are #NoKings in America.

A powerful display of democracy and the power of the people.

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

New York politicians defiantly raised a rainbow flag at the Stonewall National Monument on Thursday, rebuking the Trump administration for removing the symbol from the LGBTQ+ landmark. https://t.co/cLkhqxbY6x

[NFL @NFL]

Lo único más poderoso que el odio, es el amor.

The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love. @sanbenito #AppleMusicHalftime

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Five schools have produced a U.S. president and a Super Bowl-winning QB.

- Delaware: Biden/Flacco
- Miami (OH): Harrison/Big Ben
- Michigan: Ford/Brady
- Stanford: Hoover/Elway/Plunkett
- Navy: Carter/Staubach

If Drake Maye wins this year, UNC will be the sixth (James K. Polk).

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

If you can get beaten over your 1st amendment right, and murdered over your 2nd amendment right, you have no rights.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

So the “everyone should be armed” second amendment crowd is using the fact the a man was armed (maybe) as justification?

Is this right?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

oh really?

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Donald Trump's grave is going to be the world's most popular gender-neutral bathroom in history.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Eli Manning has given Donald Trump both his Super Bowl rings making Trump the only president to beat Tom Brady twice in Super Bowls.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

I hate that Aaron Rodgers last throw in the NFL was a pick six.

I’m kidding. Fuck him.

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir @GratefulDead

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Overheard: "It took four blocks and five years to go from kneeling on a black man's neck to shooting a white woman in the face"

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The safest place to be in the whole world is in the Epstein Files.

[Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC]

If you were appalled and outraged by the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol while it was happening but now minimize it and harshly criticize folks who continue to regard it as you once did, maybe you've managed to gaslight yourself.

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I was holding a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing when my niece asked me who Paul Newman was. I told her he was an actor, basically the Brad Pitt of my mom’s generation. Then she hit me with, “Who’s Brad Pitt?”

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the senior center eating applesauce.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.