Sarah

I’m the boyfriend.

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@Klohroform She’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a Poole noodle.

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@homesweethomo You are 2/3

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@stennieben

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@zingingcutie23 Iconic

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@boris_and_co_ Is it the new or the OG?

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@gayhannie I’m gay

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@toomuchcox I’ve been telling you this for YEARS bitch

[Lauren Jauregui @LaurenJauregui]

The feminine urge to astral project my physical body into another fucking dimension

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@lenalwilson @nytimes I’ve been following on Tiktok for a year but just now thought that your Twitter would be full of gems and this did not disappoint. But you left out the part where as a young queer, I was attracted to the meanest one because she gave repressed lesbian vibes.

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@Klohroform @stennieben I’m upset

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@JonnySV Talking to me duhhh

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@mps_unofficial Duh

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@mollieodonut I’ve been watching her and only her on Dancing with the Stars cause I just think she’s so neat

[best of phoebe bridgers @bestofpheebs]

boygenius last night

[MOTHÉ @mothemothemothe]

guitar tone doesn’t matter buy whichever one looks hottest on you

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@Caro____Taylor at the drive thru: “sorry I was consulting with my backseat”
BYE

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@TheBrotographer Listen. I’ll cry.

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@TheBrotographer I would love to do that

[Sarah @sgallen4]

@TheBrotographer I don’t think they do but they need to