Stephanie George, MBA

I cook, make pottery, reconcile a few accounts, admire my husband’s woodturnings. Lifelong goal to eradicate cognitive dissonance through radical acceptance.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@wigwam Must be Friday with the “YOLO Bolo” tie!

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@Angry_Staffer Remember that 538 also gave Trump a 29% chance at winning the presidency in 2016. Statistics are probabilities, not absolutes.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@MarkG0123 @wigwam Aye yi yi. I am what is called “underinsured”. Seriously I hope I don’t get that sick before I’m 65. I just need to hang on 6 more years!

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@_hood_mona_lisa But you’re old enough to be President. Want the job?

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@ChuckGrassley You are 89 years old. Retire already!

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

4 Harsh Truths About Life:

1. The less you force relationships, the stronger they are.

2. You’re not supposed to accomplish all your goals.

3. No one actually knows what the hell they’re doing.

4. The world doesn’t give a shit about you unless you give it a reason to.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@GunnyJ Haha! I wonder if they’ve thought about saving some room for their minions?

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@RadioFreeTom When I worked for the State of Florida it was RIP - Retired In Place.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

I found the exact location to spray the WD-40 and I cannot express how much joy I feel at having a non-squeaky chair! I’m rocking around in my office like a kid!

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@astrofalls That’s so fabulous!

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@GunnyJ Tradition! Seriously the French are way overcompensating for all of us. But the welsh have us beat on non-silent letters but completely unpronounceable words.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@TheRickWilson News in haiku now
What shall we expect from you next?
It’s all anyone’s guess.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@o2bnobx Why are employers making healthcare decisions?

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@wigwam I have no insurance. I live carefully.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@RadioFreeTom Look at https://t.co/lMJpoSsGoq to have an over the air DVR. Most cable news is available on a streaming format.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@o2bnobx Prepping as in mise en place and getting all the vegetables ready right?

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@inqdragon2 Ha! I have that page-a-day calendar too! And I sent a pic of that page around to all of my girlfriends!

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@o2bnobx Omg! My whole basement is MISSING! Oh, wait. I live in Florida. I don’t have a basement.

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

@GunnyJ Yes she is!

[Stephanie George, MBA @sgeorgefl]

I used the words “profligate” and “parsimonious” in a funding conversation today. My conversation partner did not know what they were. Sigh.