sarah

if you raise the price of the fucking hot dogs, I will kill you

[sarah @sgper1]

@poyfuh They're so fuckin cute holy shit

[Rob @robrousseau]

It is truly bizarre how we are continually hearing unverified horror stories about violence against Israeli babies while simultaneously inundated with a nonstop stream of videos and images of Palestinian kids being murdered, maimed and traumatized, which is apparently justified

[sarah @sgper1]

The number of Jewish celebrities/artists/etc proudly outing themselves as racists is really sickening, hope they reap what they sow

[ally @missmayn]

a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.

[sarah @sgper1]

@a_essexy Private property law and all that blah blah blah, but I find it truly hilarious trying to scare people in a LEGAL STATE!!

[Christiane Amanpour @amanpour]

“I don’t have anywhere else to go.”

Ibrahim Dahman is a CNN journalist in Gaza and sent this first person account of what life is like right now in Gaza.

“I know deep down no building is safe.”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry in advance for every work & life thing I’m behind on this week, it’s just that none of it matters at all and I’m losing my fucking mind

[sarah @sgper1]

Hehe

[sarah @sgper1]

Free Palestine

[sarah @sgper1]

@bridjet_ Holy SHIT

[sarah @sgper1]

@VivianSkelton I always loved working on home stuff with him! Thanks Vivian ❤️

[sarah @sgper1]

Boy oh boy do I wish my dad could be here to go to Menards/Lowes with me...I'm capable but his expertise would make things easier

[sarah @sgper1]

@glarbuckle I ended up going with something cat themed haha 🐈

[sarah @sgper1]

Googling clever wifi network names so my new neighbors think I'm witty and approachable

[sarah @sgper1]

@bridjet_ @Zepherus645 That dragonair art 😍

[sarah @sgper1]

Wait I didn't know the Peruvian aliens were THAT tiny

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

In the NFL, players receive 6-week suspensions for betting on other sports.

In Congress, politicians are able to trade options contracts that they directly influence with no repercussions.

Politicians should be held to at least the same standard as athletes.

[sarah @sgper1]

The difference between Mitch and I is that I would be EXCEEDINGLY embarrassed if I were openly doing my job so poorly. For fucks sake

[sarah @sgper1]

Jesus fucking christ

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mitch McConnell freezes again during a press conference.