scrilbo jaggins

scared money is the only money I have unfortunately, so sorry

[Creepevan 🥑⚖️ @1mn0tdaredevil]

Damage Control in BND: let's put the dangerous superpowered individual in the nearest jail we own right in the middle of the city

Damage Control in Wonder Man:

[scrilbo jaggins @sgtnickangle]

@readmikephilly Pineapple Express reference to end the story is peak

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[geladeira eletrolux gigante da madu ⚢ @meivzini_]

como eu me sinto fazendo gracinha e a minha namorada fica rindo e apoiando

[scrilbo jaggins @sgtnickangle]

@stardustRodrigo I remember watching Keeper and thinking something couldn’t be worse than that and then watching this and feeling like I lost a whole weeekend.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Just because you lobbied to have the man who issued the war crimes taken down doesn’t mean the war crimes disappear or your guilt is assuaged. You will not outrun justice. You will not lobby history. You are a murderous maniac Benjamin Netanyahu. You will always be remembered as such.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

walking out of a morning movie with your whole day still ahead of you

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

For all you chuds who want a resident evil movie that adapts the game, here you go! It sucks and it's what you deserve, fuck you!

[mitul kanji @mitulkanji]

In a sane world, automation would pave the way for true abundance and even a post-scarcity society, where humanity could truly flourish.

But in our world, all it does is create unemployment, widen the wealth gap, and pave the way for a police-state.

[disheveled PAO in possum clothing 🏳️‍🌈 @ForcePao]

If the police can detain you or use force against you just for being armed then you don’t have the right to bear arms.

[BEE LEE 15 @BEE_LEE15]

Job scheduled me to work on Spiderman opening night & I ain’t showing up I live & die by this Spiderman shit i will be seated opening night.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

18 months. $5 trillion fucking dollars in 18 months. And we still don't have healthcare. And they gutted education. And food assistance. And food safety, and clean air, and clean water. And cut 300k federal jobs. Where the actual fuck is that new spending actually going?

[Rich @RichFooty]

Joe "just asking questions" Rogan has done more harm to society than most diseases in the past 5 years.

[scrilbo jaggins @sgtnickangle]

@AleksYankov @WeirdMedieval ITS THE DAMN PHONES but older

[BE_KIND_REWIND_ @TapedMemory]

Odysseus watching everyone fuck TROY all the way up.

[scrilbo jaggins @sgtnickangle]

@rebekah_e_s Did it cause I’d seen the scene like 3 times now. PHM bought me a potty break

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

I want to see Chase Infiniti dressed like Rogue from X-Men

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley