Ryan Panella

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

@brittanyyr "I could watch Tanya forever" 😍😍😍

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Just deducted that Fall is probably called Fall because all the leaves start falling. #jmoe @ARIYNBF #fromsocal

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Hate listening to podcasts with other people because they always start talking @ARIYNBF #jmoe

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

When I'm stuck in severe traffic I want it to be validated by a big accident #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

I am still the idiot who washes the spoon upside down under high pressure. @ARIYNBF #JMOE

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Salute the disposal of your first playboy after you move out with your girlfriend. #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Still don't know how to properly put a trash bag in a trash can #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

If I'm in the left turn only lane I will only use my blinker if making a U turn. #weknowyouareturningleft #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Have to use all the water from an automatic sink to feel like I'm not wasting it. #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

I put my cart back after shopping. #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Always surprised by the first pee after eating asparagus. Always. #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Don't remove the flyers left on my car just to see how long they "survive" #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Crushed when the peanut shell is empty #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

I'm the guy who pushes down the paper towels in the restroom so you can throw yours away without it bouncing out #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Recently processed that postal drivers are on the right side of the vehicle. Weird. #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Cringe when people say yuge instead of huge. I.e. David Wild from ACS #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Cringe when people say yuge instead of huge. I.e. David Wild from ACS

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Hate that awkward feeling of looking side to side when stopped at a light so I just stare forward #jmoe @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Have a contest with my girlfriend who can get more #jmoe read on the show. Score so far... 0:0 @ARIYNBF

[Ryan Panella @sh0rtshift]

Unpleasantly surprised when I forget that I have garlic burps #jmoe @ARIYNBF