Mami🫦

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Ushawahi ona cat mum sio wazimu wewe? There is a reason cats feel at home with them.

[ıɹn⊥ @OnlyOneTuri]

Millenials try too hard to fit in, unaingia office asubuhi mtu anakuona umebeba bag anakuuliza “bag ni ya nini?” Akiexpect mcheke cheke na yeye. Mzee peleka ujinga kwa desk yako

[Savannah @DelSavy]

KPLC. The one time I don’t charge my phone, really?

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

The father would have full custody ❤️

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

My contribution to society is noticing when someone is being left out and immediately including them.

[S @Sashavibesonly]

The heartbreak i went through when i was 19 ingenipata sai ingenimaliza😭😂

[jaramogisversion💋 @AkothMelanie]

I feel physically ill whenever my phone rings 😭😭😭😭juu sa unataka nini

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Mnaona hizo margin kubwa kubwa UDA inashindwa nazo, that's what I want to see in 2027, ndio wakiiba watushow walitoa kura wapi

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

The dopamine you get scrolling Twitter after Ruto has taken an L

[Bolo @b4boloo]

What msupa wants msupa works hard and get it for herself

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

I hate this government so much man.

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

This country is exhausting

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

My rule of thumb when choosing a boda guy is to pick the ones with friendly faces, dad bods, 3 jackets and an extra helmet because they likely have something to live for. Wouldn't risk my life na hawa youngins wako kazi kutafuta za kuretouch dready, my cats are already fatherless

[munir @bigpochu]

Wataeka kina pascal tokodi. No we don’t 😂

[Nwanyi Oma✨️ @_wamwea]

I'm sorry ladies but...him?😭

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

Unless they kill God fr

[Alex @alex65971512]

One of the things I really wanna do one day is ululate mid argument that'd be funny asf

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Lies.
“Nitũkwona” from a kikuyu man means yes. 🤣🤣🤣

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

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