alyssa

🦁💅🏽

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

I accidentally texted the wrong number today but maybe it’s the right number ??

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

Nobody gaf where is that other round of stimulus checks

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The Pentagon has released a fourth batch of UFO documents and videos, including what officials describe as the clearest footage yet—showing a large two-tiered object captured by an infrared sensor aboard a U.S. military platform in 2020.

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

My nieces came over to my new apartment for the first time over the weekend and the first thing they said was “titi we saw 3 homeless people when we got off the highway” 😀😀😁

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@LUXURYLAW Chewed

[LAW ROACH @LUXURYLAW]

#styledbyLAW

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

Took my adderall for the first time in 4 days feeling #petite

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@firemadeher THIS CANDLE PLZ

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@chaothiqqq The only person to beat a Davenport in a lip sync is another Davenport

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

When a man texts me too much it makes me feel like he is hunting me down for sport

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

rolling a thick one for her tonight 🥹

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

It’s super serious to me

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@SolThatGirl @queensofbravo No I think somebody that continuously gets cheated on and stays with a man who looks like a leathered version The Situation is a goofball

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@SolThatGirl @queensofbravo Yes the original Goof

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@queensofbravo Feds not pulling up to Audrey’s during trivia night now 🙄🙄

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

Eating chicken permission 😍😍😍 on a paper plate it’s so yummy with microplastics

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

damn I wanted to watch the feds pull up to trivia night at Aubrey’s

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

According to Bravo & Cocktails, Dolores’s twin Liz McGraw will reportedly NOT be returning for #RHORI Season 2!

Liz allegedly chose to walk away from the show and was not fired.

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Men that go 50/50 is ladies

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEST THAT VINTAGE CELINE

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@seattleiminyou And they also make the best headband so it’s fair

[alyssa @sha1yssssa]

@JaysRealityBlog @BravoTV @usweekly The look that Liz gives her makes me think she is hiding somethinggg