Shala

I’m a dreamer, and I want to help you realize yours. Goddess ▫️ Yoga Teacher▫️ Muse ▫️Dancer ▫️LMT▫️Feminist ▫️Spiritual Mothafuckin Gangsta

[Shala @shaaaalaaaa]

Facts. https://t.co/DHSQZaroRW

[Michael B Beckwith @drmichaelbb]

I think 99 times and find nothing.
I stop thinking, swim in silence and the truth comes to me.

~ Albert Einstein

[Shala @shaaaalaaaa]

Eternal #mood

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I am food aggressive as fuck 😬

[Condescending Wonka @WonkaPage]

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

[Shala @shaaaalaaaa]

I tried to dislike @lacroixwater for no reason. It’s so damn delicious. It makes the word pamplemousse tolerable.

[Shala @shaaaalaaaa]

Cuz, balance 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Condescending Wonka @WonkaPage]

P.S, you're a whore. Just sayin.

[A Devoted Yogi @ADevotedYogi]

”Your greatest strength is #Love. Your greatest weakness is fear.”

~ Yogi Bhajan

#greatquotes #truth

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The one time I need an Allen wrench those lil sneaky sunmbitches are NOWHERETOBEFOUND 😑#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar

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Y’all shady boots

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Ok so nobody is talkin bout the live action full metal alchemist on Netflix? Oh. 👀

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Shaun white is out here in a rare form #WinterOlympics2018

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Groupon has bidets on sale for $299. #thankmelater

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Snapchat update installed successfully #GetMeHotIn4Words

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Yo. That Snapchat update is straight hot trash #snapchatupdate

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My son is litty https://t.co/rpJyG8PoLu

[NBA @NBA]

All of the angles... #Giannis' Dunk of the Year candidate!

#FearTheDeer

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#goodnight

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Popcorn is the devils seed

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My dog just hit me with a Dutch oven, I had my mouth opened and everything.

[Shala @shaaaalaaaa]

It’s always #sundaybumday on twitter 🤷🏽‍♀️