Shaleigh

And she introverted

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My 2 coping mechanisms

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth

me: yes

judge: who do you like

me: omg dare

[trash jones @jzux]

every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

everybody has a drawer in their home that contains both garbage and the most important documents a human can have

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me when im supposed to be serious

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

change my password??? but that’s my emotional support same password I’ve used for everything since i was 15

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

therapy: $90/hr

saying “it is what it is”: $0

[Icona @iconawrites]

This bird looks like he is about to solve a murder in the English countryside using only, “My little grey cells, monsieur.”

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[chase @_chase_____]

whoever named the nervous system did a great job

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

Never been to the hall of the mountain king but it sounds hectic in there!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Shaleigh @Shaaaleigh]

Wordle 344 5/6

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I made a bunny 🐰🙃

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

A Clumsy Paleontologist Walked On Stage With A Dinosaur Skull. What Happened Next Is Jaw-Dropping