Shaleen

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Dinosaurs eat man
Woman inherits the earth

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God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates man
Man destroys God
Man creates dinosaurs

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Don't know if I can be amazing today. Too exhausted from being amazing yesterday

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Didn't believe ortho was different till I saw them eat bell peppers like apples 😤💪

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Mondays. There's one every week for 52 weeks. Seems a bit excessive to me

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Pleaaase I just wanna go hoooome 🥲

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Flights: windows up or down?

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NY: overcoming arachnophobia and humidity one day at a time 😤

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@harjotjee I think....you broke

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Just a podiatrist getting her ingrowns treated by a pedicurist.

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Saturday mood: Chandler Bing

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Precisely

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Shaleen @shaaluuuu]

Got called the queen of Dubai today. I think it's time to dine solo more often

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I'll take recs for Albuquerque! If anyone's ever been....anyone....ever.

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Not lazy, just on power saving mode

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Life's a long ride and I left my headphones at home

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@harjotjee Kita phir?

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Can't believe I'm older than Google