clown college

my hips don't lie

[love drops @lovedropx]

Me and my friends getting left behind by AI

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

This is blasphemy. This is what it sounds like to take Jesus’ name in vain.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

The dmv be like you forgot the Magna Carta

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[clown college @shacara_]

I need to befriend a really old person and have them write me into their will does anyone have a rec?

[clown college @shacara_]

Did yall know Shakespeare is actually pretty good

[clown college @shacara_]

Call her H.W. the way she’s about that Bush

[clown college @shacara_]

Joey King being one of my top fits of the night? You’ve got to be joeyking me.

[m 🍃 @thskeeta]

tim ratliff almost killing his entire family just to stand on the boat like #TheWhiteLotus

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Not giving David Lynch something more substantial than a 2 second in memoriam clip — #Oscars2025 you better sleep with both eyes open. 👀

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

My son has an IEP where he can play Nintendo Switch in class and if the teachers make eye contact with him he gets to take something out of their purse

[clown college @shacara_]

I never say “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” because it simply isn’t true :)

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

kept my mouth shut on this for a while. These are not scissors

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Something don don me the other day

[TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES @Tormny_Pickeals]

going back in time to give a medieval peasant an energy drink or whatever thinking they'll die from it & then watching them drink it easily while consoling me after i passed out and hit my head after seeing horses pull a guy apart on the public square

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU CALL OOMF 🗣️

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

The 1700s popped off with “You forget yourself” it’s such a polite and classy way of telling someone to back it up bitch cause ur not the one u aint no diva