chris shackleton

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@_cs516 I’ve got my permission slip signed so they better be!

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@Keir_Starmer That’s us losing to Mexico then you grade A melt

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@Keir_Starmer Henry Nowak body cam footage 👀

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@MsBin117 Get some radar keys off eBay. Really not difficult you melt. Or just piss in the men’s with your dick like the rest of us.

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@Keir_Starmer Toasty Mc Toast Face

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@myracingtips Every single horse won today I believe. Just been ladbrokes and collected £576 from your tips

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@CamNeverWins where was day 50????

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@CamNeverWins where’s day 48??????

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@RealBobMortimer Hi Bob. I was on the bog the other day, and out of absolute nowhere, started singing I’m a scatman, but the words being be bob bob Mortimer, bob bob Mortimer, be bob bob Mortimer, bob bob Mortimer. Can you make this into a song please on your laptop.

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@liamgallagher Didn’t know the bee gees sang boyzone songs……..

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@liamgallagher Please explain………,.’?????????

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@liamgallagher Not true. I sing like a mongoose having an episode of thrush. Can dream all I want. Ain’t happening

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@Keir_Starmer Grade A shit house. Fucking weasel

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@liamgallagher Wheels fallen off Rasta mouse

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@liamgallagher Leicester City 4th from bottom in the championship……that’s crazy me old fruit

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@liamgallagher When they going to start playing you on smooth radio?

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@liamgallagher Rasta

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@liamgallagher Sorry

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@stats_feed Sexy

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@EssexPR @darrenpjones And 100% are ILLEGAL