Funny enough, someone on our discord summed it up perfectly.
It's because all those fandom artists on tumblr got industry jobs, and this is the result.
John Joyce stayed in Japan so long that he racially transmogrified into a Japanese guy stuck in a White guys body complete with the proper Arcticist microexpressions
"Safe horny" homosexuality enjoyed by the most insufferable people you'd ever know. The fun part is that they lack explicit eroticism of even some josei and shoujo artists; these are "horny" designs for actual faggots, troons and sapphic neanderthals.
These characters are hot in the way gay dudes and straight women who larp as lesbians would define a woman as hot. Pretty, stylish, and "serving" but not really designed to be provocative to the straight male gaze or make a guy yearn.
holy shit, I completely forgot about this. Mika's bat swing was around 6.5 - 7 times the speed of sound and getting hit by it is equivalent to detonating a small thermobaric bomb.
BUT, as we can clearly see, this swing was very casual, so it's nowhere near her full speed and power 💪🏻 🦅
Mika haters gonna be coping and seething at this 😭😭😭
#BlueArchiveㅤ
Growing up with an absolute saint of a mother full of unconditional love was the perfect recipe to grow up and get absolutely raped by the depravity and evil of modern women