Chief Kiefer Sutherland

@letstartsharing please see gofundme in bio

[Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadowizardmney]

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Today is my birthday 🥳 all presents now and in the future would be much appreciated in the form of donations to Start Sharing. Please share if you can’t donate money. ❤️ y’all
@letstartsharing

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@zillasaurus thank u

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my brain doesn't rot. it depreciates on a straight-line basis over 40 years

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@Tyre_94 no lol

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@madsagascar @millerIowlife Thanks for the couch, loves. Let’s hang out for real sometime

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Everyone go wish my beautiful everything a happy birthday!! 27 ain’t met a woman like you yet!! 🫵🏼💚 @miss_pidgey

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logged back into hell to say never fly with @AmericanAir
its onsite. tell your boy Ar-Jahn to run me my money

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@millerIowlife he makin too much damn sense

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all your donations make me a happy pickle boy 🥲 thank you everyone

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loggin into https://t.co/ZstXxLLXK8 on the desktop to post my gf for national gf day 🫵💚

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Goodbye everyone ✌️

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75 hard? I’m 365 hard

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Me getting my game day fits together. Ready for another Cowboys Season

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Sometimes the Cowboys Jokes just write themselves💀💀💀

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Counterpoint: my parents do this and it’s cute every time

[spoooook @throne_ofbones]

calling your partner "my love" is cringe.

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@sweetiddies @nothotsjusbeans @2dilly2dally @__papa_ we just missed Tony P 😔

[skanks @skanks17]

Crab cakes at midnight is bonkers

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@Skoog He’s voting! Are you??

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Showed my boss the womens rugby highlights and he looked me dead in the eye and said he could compete with them right now.

Lmfao okay grandpa, time for your nap.

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@hotgirlellie Literally I was like “go hate your mom somewhere else”

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@Skoog Best I can do is I would pull the plug after exhausting all efforts to save you given that exact scenario

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Did you guys get your soy in today?

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@miss_pidgey Haha! *gulp*