noah 🧸

lord of west penn
my girlfriend is the hottest

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Going to war with a picture of her butthole in a heart shaped locket

[josh @joshypooper]

my dick leans to the left purely out of political conviction

[M @Matimba_mm]

I fear this is me on letterboxd

[Key @LowKeyGuitarded]

Me to the caterpillar in my garage

[slice @sliceofheck]

Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

sorry palestine I need this mcdouble

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

@savannahailey_ rest in piss shohei

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New images from ‘GOD OF WAR — LAUFEY’.

Releasing on February 16, 2027.

[MrCozyMonkey @MrCozyMonkey]

Adult gaming is spending all day thinking about the game you’re going to play tonight…
then being too tired to actually play it. 😂

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

@Rosemarry__vt Jak II

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @futchbatnix]

letting out an obligatory “gaaahhhhhddddd DAMN!” every single time wife has to bend over for something. yknow just out of necessity. i dont even do it because i WANT to, its just what the situation requires yknow

[J. A. Ramirez @xlegion95]

@shadowmoneykell @TMOTH_YT I saw the film. And to me hes like a character that you find out via files you pick from the game or hear from in audiologs. And you find out what happens to that person later in the game.

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

video game adaptations are at their best when they’re original stories and the proof is in the pudding

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

@thehashaq just play the games

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

if the resident evil movie wasn’t called resident evil everyone would be like “damn this movie is so resident evil coded” lmao

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

@TMOTH_YT so many are missing the point. he’s not chris. not claire. not jill. not leon. not grace. he’s not even fucking ethan, which is the character he’s probably the closest to being. he’s a rando. wrong place, wrong time, and he paid for it like everyone who isn’t one of the above

[noah 🧸 @shadowmoneykell]

@MathEng_CRF i am floored at the amount of people that just are not getting it