Justin Stark

[🕊️ @neycentral]

This was genuinely ridiculous 😭

[dashiel @new_dash_snow]

tapped big man on the shoulder like they work at the power plant together

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So I just found out why my dad has been banned from every Home Depot in our county since 2004. Apparently he got into an argument with an employee about whether concrete was "a liquid or a solid" and to prove his point, he bought 6 bags of concrete mix, made it in the parking lot, and tried to pour it on the hood of his truck to show that "liquids pour, therefore concrete is a liquid." The employee called the manager, my dad called him a coward who "fears knowledge," and then my dad realized the concrete was hardening on his truck. He panicked and drove through the parking lot with wet concrete flying everywhere, hit a display of grills, and caused $3000 in damages. My mom just sighed and said "yeah that's why we had to drive 40 minutes for a sink." I'm 28 years old and just learning this now because I suggested we go to Home Depot tomorrow.

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

Group stage is the best stage. The tournament is young, summer is young. You’re inundated with an endless marathon of games. All the teams, including yours, are in so anything can happen. Once you get to the quarters you’re reminded that it will all be over soon and you’ll die

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Whatever scout, coach, or exec who had Quinyon Mitchell unranked needs to be re-evaluated.

#Eagles

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Saquon Barkley on what he'd tell LeBron James about Philly: "I think it's one of the greatest sports towns in the world. I know Josh Hart said the opposite...but I have to disagree with him.

"If you want to go out with a bang...bring a championship to Philadelphia and you'll be remembered forever."

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Ashley @AshleyTXBurner]

Dude is the most marketable thing Norway has had since reindeer started pulling Santa’s sleigh.

[Micha @ElMichalito]

Estamos de acuerdo todos que este fue el MEJOR tweet del mundial?

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[Kyle @KyleM_FF]

A common fantasy football adage is that only 7-15 players actually matter each season

I think that applies to fantasy analysts as well. Only a handful of guys are producing innovative, trend-setting, actionable content at an extremely high level

Everyone else is just following along (copycat industry)

Ryan Heath is undoubtedly one of those 7-15 analysts that truly matters and helps you win leagues

(next level glaze I know)

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Chiefs GM Veach on Howie Roseman:

"Ultimate sign of respect. Nobody navigates draft boards and drafting like Howie. When he calls, you double check your own board, evaluation, trade values, because he's locked in... If you dont touch base he'll find a way to contact you"

#Eagles Via Kevin Clark

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Cooper DeJean among all nickel CBs:

- 1st catch rate allowed (61.4%)
- 1st passer rating allowed (55.4)
- 1st yards allowed/snap (0.72)

#Eagles via ESPN

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

*Zlatan on Messi missing the PK*

“Everyone misses PK’s. I’ve missed PK’s, Thierry has missed PK’s… Alexi was never asked to take PK’s so he couldn’t miss…” 😬😬

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

you don’t release a team photo like this unless you know you’re making a run 🇳🇴

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better