Shadytel

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[Shadytel @shadytel]

guess what
we're moving
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[Shadytel @shadytel]

Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Our trademark lawyers are on it.

https://t.co/vvMC30mIOL

[Chris Singleton @_cchhrriiss11_]

This is on the back of my Volker-Craig VC404 (Canadian made!) Fun fact: Volker-Craig merged with five other companies to form NABU manufacturing (NABU Computer). I'll put a post up later featuring the VC404.

[Shadytel @shadytel]

@chadly767 no threats, please.

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@chadly767 we sold it all last month!

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even if twitter goes away we'll still have our webring https://t.co/akyI3gdPl7

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https://t.co/TsGLhSR4rw The unmistakable sound of a 5ESS space division network routing you to a codec up close. We think this might be one of the only designs that isn't codec-per-line.

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@0xpookie theoretically I wouldn't see why not, but somebody would have to port a more general operating system to them than the switch software

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By equipping our CO installers with state of the art equipment like pieces of 2x6, giant levers, and sandbag counterweights, Shadytel is able to install equipment with a record low number of installers minimizing cost and maximizing revenue efficiency. https://t.co/byp4VIFxFU

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@TProphet Actually there are two PDUs capable of several hundred amps DC each, but you're right no CRACs.

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https://t.co/AfSvyGmz53

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We've proudly presented joe_z with the Cockade of Infinite Billing for spreading word of Shadytel services - and Nortel PBXes - at VCF Midwest

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Take advantage of the holiday season with tariff seances! Ever wanted to know how your single wire earth return line was doing? For a recurring monthly fee, Shadytel will allow you to communicate with the spirit of your long-departed grandfathered services.

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This is the official @shadytel / @Beerocracycorp ShadyBucks starter kit

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

Incredible that we, as a society, have simply lost the battle to spam.

80% of the physical mail, phone calls, text messages, DMs, and friend requests I receive are either unwanted junk or scams trying to separate me from my money. Entire modes of communication made unusable.

[Shadytel @shadytel]

@TProphet @toorcamp can we 📸♻️ this? with or without attribution, your choice

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Shadytel is proud to offer conference calling as a tariffed service! 905-845-0838, PIN 2455464# (BILLING spelt out on the keypad). A separate charge may be incurred for a selection of dark hold music.

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@cu_telecom boooo hisssss

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Shout out to the person who tried to send an entire 92-page modem command reference via the secret voice BBS facsimiletron. Don't give up!

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@keelanl Alabama

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Hmm, I wonder what these are used for?
(don't give it away if you know)