shae

[shae @shaeedaugherty]

@RepPatFallon @ahliviyuhh this make me think of you (op not Fallon)

[Amplier | SNGYNG KISSED @Ampliers1]

guys. I might cry. One of the scholarships I was awarded was for $1340 for the entire 26-27 school year. I wrote a thank you letter and blah blah, forgot about it. I just checked my financial aid for next year and it's now $7392 for the year.
$6052 more.

[shewhomustnotbenamed @raddykeD]

I'd actually really enjoy raising girls with a woman. All the work I do is to make such a future possible.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Do you feel a brief, gutting despair when you pass a deaď animal on the road?? That quiet “no” at the wrongness of it, a road cutting through their path and ending their lives. And you just hope you never hit one, because you are not sure you could live with it.

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

if the knicks win tonight we will see the statue of liberty being carried down 8th ave

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[jynx @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[Rose 🛸 @revengescores]

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:

-men’s mental health month is in November

-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight

-veterans get 2 months. May and November

So do some research before complaining :)

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

For those interested, hollow points will also mark your attacker, and its permanent.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

*chanting alone outside ABC* make the bachelorette a lesbian!!!!

[zoe⁷🪷🦩 @barbiejunkoo]

happy women's day to the ladies, please go get that piercing, beat that man, get that tattoo, beat that man, get that degree, beat that man, get that job, beat that man, wear that dress, beat that man, go to that solo trip, beat that man, answer back that relative, beat that man.