shae

I haven’t watched the squid game

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do you guys think I’m funny? like be so ffr rn

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I be writing every detail of everything down😭 is that why I’m so sad sometimes??

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I’m so lucky !!!! I love my beautiful girlfriend! thanks for checking in!

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#BARS

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feeling like shit from an ass that’s been taken to class
feeling like poop from a butt that’s been employed to write smut

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And you thought I’d be jealous!!??

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funny how someone will SA you and still post about you online like THEY’RE the saint 😭

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I used to get sad and now that’s over after my period but it’ll happen again dw.
Also fuck an iud that rocked my shit and now I’m trying to navigate my emotions

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everytime a girl used to ghost me I’d be like damn this bitch done watched the L word
goes both ways I guess

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fuck elon musk! fuck you elon musk 😁

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had a dream last night that I gave birth to a little baby boy and then I was so in love with being a mother and then I lost him at the hospital and had to leave and act normal around my friends bc none of them knew I just gave birth and now I feel like a piece of me is missing

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give me y’all’s venmos I’m tryna request 200 dollars

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I wish I could just go to the Arctic lands and chomp on a glacier

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fiona apples I want you to love me be like 🐬🐬🐬🐬

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every now and then I’ll delete twitter and then re-download it months later because I have something important to say and then I’m reminded that that’s what twitter is for

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I feel like maybe im getting trafficked

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went to the cat café alone 2day and it smelled so bad.
Also y’all, I got invited to complete a “task” through my email today and so I downloaded this app that the random person told me to thinking it was for my new job but NO it was just me and this random fuckin dude chatting

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what if my upstart into becoming famous is twitter

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“why you smell dank” -my mother

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Ew I just made an instagram post about iDENtity? What even is that??