Shaffaf

I’m not bald. I’m forehead maxxing!!
It’s not the same

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

Alright! I’m in too. Hoping I’m not too late though!!

#NationalGeographicChallenge

[Dis.Hon. Afrah Ismail @iharfa]

Finally got around to looking through my RTI data.

PO and infrastructure Ministry ehme viyaanudhaa koh ulhenee as expected.

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

PEAK

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

Cool
Now do one for ones loyal to Israel & USA as well 🤷🏾‍♂️

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇶🇮🇷 Iraq launches operation targeting Iraqi politicians loyal to Iran.

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

Some Maldivian restaurants been doing this looooong before AI

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

The amount of trash just gets worse everyday. These are from today.

You guys have got to do something about this @hdcmaldives @WAMCOmv

[Your Mom 🇵🇸 @litul_frenchfry]

This is so common now. And most of the trash has black oil on them, I wonder where this is coming from. So many plastic bottles too @hdcmaldives

[Clara's Chinboy @11seyebrows]

Ok, here's why this is the perfect regeneration speech:
1. Not all about him
2. Not too kitsch
3. Incredibly profound message
4. Honored DW and his time aboard the tardis
5. Honored cast mates
6. Doesn't 'go on'. One flash, and he's done
7. Checks to be sure Clara's 👌
Poof

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

They cancelled it?! Again???

[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

Dick Van Dyke has officially outlived Doctor Who TWICE!

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

@iharfa Boat negeema dhen next quarter ga kihineh mi kahala photo eh leveynee?

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

Cries in ✨Maldivian✨

[Chris Maddern @chrismaddern]

iOS 27 *finally* fixes the card picking experience in Apple Pay

100x better. Not 2x. Not 10x. 100x 🎉

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

@p3st @danlfcynwa_ Preemptive Strike is what they call it 🤡

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

UPDATE: it’s not working.
We’ve got kids swimming in trash at the moment.

[Housing Development Corporation @hdcmaldives]

ހުޅުމާލޭ ޗެނަލްގެ ތެރެއަށް އޮއިވަރާއެކު ޖަމާވާ ކުނި މަދުކުރުމަށްޓަކައި އެތަނުގައި ދާ ޖެހުމުގެ މަސައްކަތް އަންނަނީ ކުރަމުން.

#WithHDC
#MyHulhumalé
#SeaToSilverShores
#HDC25

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

@Himanshutyg_ifs So you’re telling me all those orca attacks on CEO’s and rich people, were absolutely on purpose??

[Alex B @bprintco]

Someone very wealthy once told me that luxury brands are for poor people, and I can’t unsee it.

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

@HistoriaNoPaint It’s remarkable how aliens make a beeline to USA, the moment they enter earth’s atmosphere 😂

[Dis.Hon. Afrah Ismail @iharfa]

ISO certified SOEs hus. Vaa kameh haraan. Paper certifications mean nothing with no enforcement or monitoring of implementation.

Konmefaharaku ISO audit eh aima mathi omaan kureema ahnan jehey badhalu naadhey.

[Shaffaf @shaffuscanvas]

@bdquinn You dint say!! The guy just figured out “drugs coming by sea” means “by water/ocean” and not “by vision” 😂

[Ayn 🇲🇻🇵🇸 @AynFazeel]

Escorted out for defying a presidential gag order. This is what journalism looks like in Maldives in 2026. Hilath was stabbed. Rilwan disappeared. Yameen murdered. 1/8

[Mohamed Shabin IR 🇲🇻 @shabin_ir]

We photographers buy essential gear from abroad. We pay monthly subscriptions for editing softwares. Now think of the many small businesses and freelancers who depend on foreign transactions to operate.

Government influence over BML has made life hell to many of us.

[Sharif Khaleel @whit3hawks]

Fascinating how law enforcement finds unlimited resources the moment powerful people feel uncomfortable, but zero capacity when regular people need actual help. #maldives