shaln

Don't be fooled because I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I'm so much more than that

[shaln @shahsheep]

note to self: never walk around the house in the dark ever again

[ameen @aameenzuber]

nothing beats this

[priya 🫧 @prtwoa]

i’m 23 and i’ve reached financial freedom and the secret is to liquidate your assets.

i don’t let my money just sit in my bank acc i turn them into liquid forms every single day. below are some examples

[shaln @shahsheep]

the way I just had an exam and I finished it 20 mins earlier because I had mcspicy and Milo and a McFlurry the night before 😭😭😭😭 my stomach was doing gymnastics during the paper for SURE

[shaln @shahsheep]

not to be a shoulder surfer but this person is listening to ‘aesthetic Spanish songs part 2’ while studying …. imma check it out, I think I’m missing out or smth

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[shaln @shahsheep]

@_healyy not the digital footprints 😭😭😭

[marisa @styleandthought]

do you ever feel the urge to let out a big, feral scream, for no specific reason

[shaln @shahsheep]

@dktnlfkvm huh how so much ?? kraphics chair ??

[shaln @shahsheep]

@harrera__ @dktnlfkvm siapa ?

[shaln @shahsheep]

it’s the way I posted the ‘last day of FSC4206 🥺’ Tiktok and my prof somehow found my acc and followed me 💀💀💀 and she gets more likes than me on her tiktoks omg her slay

[shaln @shahsheep]

we sustained eye contact and we ended up waving and then I went out and looked again and they were still LOOKING 😭 so I smiled and waved 💀💀 and then they hehexd or smth idk

[shaln @shahsheep]

i just went to pee and as i was washing my hands and checking myself out in the mirror (readjusting my wet brows after skincare mask) I noticed 2 pairs of eyes looking at me from across the blk and there were 2 girls from Sheares looking at me (in the toilet) and

[shaln @shahsheep]

and yesterday was the second time another hall mate thought I was a year 4 student 💀 my second slay when people think i look good and know my shit 🤩 or ,,, I just look old huh

[shaln @shahsheep]

my prof and Y4 group mates collectively think I sleep at 12am just because my skin is glowin and clear ,,, I mean thanks but half the time it’s either 2hrs of sleep or 12hrs of sleep purr my slay

[🆑 @crtrlndn]

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about this

[shaln @shahsheep]

it’s only Y1S2 and I’m taking a 4K mod and clearing 27MC 😳 might GIRLBOSS too close to the sun and not make it out alive but stay tune <3

[godzilla minus one battle after another round @snidelaughter]

the yassification of aunt may