shaina

I'd rather be eating breakfast fla | nyc

[shaina @shainaaarose]

Wait it's not normal to say you know the majority of the people on a live snapchat story because of Quidditch? #GoNundu 💜

[shaina @shainaaarose]

My life won't be complete til my Twitter bio is as impressive as @HillaryClinton

[shaina @shainaaarose]

@arzE remembered it was your birthday but not that it was my roommate's, is that a problem?

[shaina @shainaaarose]

My boss told me to close work early not because it's Easter, but so we can all go out to watch MadMen on time 💞

[shaina @shainaaarose]

Twitter knows the notification "@edwarddroste and @aidybryant favorited a photo" is actually an important message in my book

[shaina @shainaaarose]

It's like the girl in this @glamourmag article could be my sister or something 👯

[shaina @shainaaarose]

"Bread is the new kale" advice from a 9yr old to her mom about bikini season 🍞

[shaina @shainaaarose]

@voila_paris I guess @jimmyfallon can be asked better things :'(

[shaina @shainaaarose]

Nothing like looking at your photo text history to make you realize quite how weird you are

[Dyldo Baggins @dylanmdm]

Zumba= death in a fun way

[shaina @shainaaarose]

@CaseyNeistat very important question casey: where did Candice get those shoes?

[shaina @shainaaarose]

Either New Yorkers took their happy pills today or we're all overly happy it's above 30 degrees

[shaina @shainaaarose]

"Something I never thought I'd say: don't turn my camel into a penis ok?" -@frahmannoodles

[shaina @shainaaarose]

"We made a snowman during the blizzard and now it looks like a drooping nipple!" said the kid I baby sit

[shaina @shainaaarose]

The new single person Toyota is just begging for moms everywhere to nag their children about their lack of a love life #DetroitAutoShow

[shaina @shainaaarose]

I regret every time I say I just need a small coffee

[shaina @shainaaarose]

Broad City's doing something right when I don't want to skip their ads on YouTube

[shaina @shainaaarose]

@ManRepeller *Leanderhosen

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

My walk home from the grocery store involves walking past throngs of middle schoolers. Nothing scarier than 13 year olds in groups

[shaina @shainaaarose]

Need more friends like Friends