Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰

I don't like to think of myself as a comma killer. I think deleting them is more humane. Opinions are my own. #ACES #EFA #AmEditing;

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

Stay grammatical, my friends.

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@StaKLoPR This was SO. GOOD. Cynthia Erivo's last year was very good, but they all have to measure up to this one! LOL!

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@Acyn I wish she had walked out the minute he called her stupid.

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@SouthDallasFood @Ally_Sammarco That doesn’t mean he’s qualified to be mayor.

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@AngelMD1103 She was in college and cheated with someone 10 years younger… so a 10 year old?

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@MatthewKeysLive I would watch this show for real.

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@WallStreetApes This complete bullshit, and they know it. I said what I said.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

LET THIS SINK IN—the U.S. now has no confirmed CDC director, no FDA commissioner, no Surgeon General, an NIH director with no medical license, and the last Acting CDC Director was a George Bush speechwriter. In fact—the only doctor/scientist we have in the White House is… Dr Oz.

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

Stunning video shows an ultra rare phenomenon of iridescent clouds, which appears when sunlight interacts with lingering raindrops in the air after it rains.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@shaunmmaguire Tell me you don't know how newspaper deadlines work without telling me you don't know how newspaper deadlines work. Looks like they did a re-plate. You probably didn't get it. They don't redeliver. https://t.co/sgr0PiaHfT

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@upstatefederlst Yes we did. They were always one TV. Every Saturday after my dance class, my mom and I watched the Sherlock Holmes hour starring Basil Rathbone, from 1939.

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@KeruboSk I'm not sure it's a super duper red flag, but buying a house isn't a math problem. I would get a lawyer and get that "right thing" in writing.

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@Viki I’m so sad! For some reason, I can access episode 10!

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@ChefReactions Just the fact that you’re talking about it is great. Take care of yourself as best you can, and there is always tele-therapy. Get therapy even in London to help you begin to enjoy this experience.

[Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 @janninereid1]

This guy is about to show us what his wife put in his lunchbox today.😁

This guy is so funny.🤣

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@WajahatAli Finally! A "so-and-so completely destroyed so-and-so" post that actually shows someone completely destroying someone. Amen.

[Sharon “Second Class Citizen” Kaplan 📰 @shakaplan]

@myminsmins I need Hoolijn in a HURRY!