Valerie

Sorry. No offense. But it's true.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Good morning texts are cute, but have you tried bringing her Taco Bell?

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

BOO http://t.co/mmQRObgeSe

[Clifton @CliftonKevin94]

My brother got so drunk last night that he threw up on my dog.

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow Manicuranda was one of the best games ever

[milk @miilkkk]

LAURA LIKES TO POP BUBBLES OH MY GOD

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

school http://t.co/pIaTbKtKpz

[Dana Ulwick @dana_ulwick]

Very hungover but ready to drink again because this is America and I am patriotic.

[Valerie @shallow_valll]

Someone called Hayley this at the bar last night

[Valerie @shallow_valll]

@patrick_boston alright I haven't been on Twitter for a while cut me some slack

[Valerie @shallow_valll]

The graduation I'm working tonight is the most dangerous high school in Philly. 1 RT = 1 prayer.