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lurker #TheFutureIsTeal | pfp @pseudokap

[☾︎ Anthony ☼ @v3lvethand]

(During a 1966 press conference)

Paul McCartney: “We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's all.”

[Damien @fatdemidov]

the blackhawks aren’t actually a bad team it’s just that connor bedard would be in the locker room before every game convincing the team to not make the playoffs so he could spend the summer on instagram reels

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[NHL @NHL]

MORE HISTORY FOR MACK 🦈

Macklin Celebrini now holds the record for the most points in one season in @SanJoseSharks history with 115!

[🦩 @chernybrini]

prediction: defenseman luca cagnoni will do the first ever NHL triple axel, distracting the nashville predators, leading to a macklin celebrini goal

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

i was so happy to be a lesbian and a fan of the san jose sharks

[Bailey @grafcrank]

Wow this Collin Graf meal is so good can I order a side of contract extension

[e - alex @captainrozanov]

WOKE SMITH HOCKEY🤣🤣🤣

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

THAT IS MACK'S 100TH POINT OF THE SEASON ‼️

[Bailey @grafcrank]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLUE JACKET

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

#macklincelebrini i'm a perfect (all canadian) bitch

[jasper @askedaddle]

i jsut started crying because i realized phil lester is older than sidney crosby

[Evgeni Malkin Padel Facts @sargeantonelli]

australian nhl team called the Sydney Crosbys

[mar @hachibrini2]

Bottles popped

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

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