Samantha Shankshaw

an og swiftie (she/her)

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

@meredithsgrxy “lexi, your heart lives in your vagina”
-Meredith grey

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

@ermerlerrrrrr AND👏🏼FUCK👏🏼THEM👏🏼

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

@gloriamckeila literally me second semester of my senior year

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

when your bff calls you on your way to work after a bad day💕🌻

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

from personal experience i can say this is true

https://t.co/difLChN1Jx

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

@SianaEmery also it scares my puppy🥺

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

do i rewatch grey’s anatomy for the 8th time?

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Well fuck 😳🥳

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

i just drove past a yard that had two signs:
“hate is ugly”
“fuck biden”

and for the like seventh time today i thought to myself “i am surrounded by idiots”

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

i can NOT believe i married an ✨android user✨ …help…

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

i feel like my friend group and i have been venmoing the same $20 back and forth for the past 2 years

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

plz try and guess what @laurayvonne12 forgot on our road trip today

[the name is Jaz @DamnJazAgain]

When my crush ask for a lighter

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

to everyone who doesn’t understand why women & non male ppl don’t want to lift in a weight room full of men: my weight lifting session today- feat. men playing music about ✨raping✨ people

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

the number of times that i have accidentally walk in on my roommate’s zoom meeting is embarrassingly high at this point 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

i truly think that ppl don’t understand what night shift, in my case, healthcare providers, go through. in the last 31 hours i have slept 4. oh and i’m also supposed to function like a normal human when i am awake and not the zombie that i am.

[𝕡𝕒𝕞𝕖 ✨ @__pamela_15]

if you didn’t sled this weekend, wyd

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

i’m okay with this😋

[𝕡𝕒𝕞𝕖 ✨ @__pamela_15]

not bad? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Samantha Shankshaw @shamanthashank]

my least favorite kind of people are the ones that say “pluses and minuses” and not “pros and cons”