shamedoll

not perfect.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

Your sex toys want to fuck other people.

[YONEWT 🆒 @yonewt]

got another booty call from whoopi

[Rubsomedirtonit™️ @_rubdirtonit]

[throwing up after drinking 9 IPAs] omg, hold my hair, brah

[Trace @checkthenest]

I'm too old and tired to play games and I have shit to do so you're either in my life or you're out

[Ivsy @Ivsy01]

think of all the paper we are saving complaining online.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

Did you hear about the new variant omibang

[Legally Redheaded @californtia_]

That guy I dated 25 years ago still wants to have a chat with me.

Bro, I’m not that stupid anymore.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

Answering a phone call from me gonna make you wish I was a bot caller

[Cabo @cabo_says]

*sips piping hot coffee off your body*

[fat titty empath @necktitties79]

Btw y’all, getting cold is a female trait.

[moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused]

Every Wednesday, I live in fear of someone saying “Happy Hump Day”
to me

[Nuclear Rev Esq. @floor_killer]

Some people just look like their breath stinks, and it’s very disturbing.

[Cabo @cabo_says]

Men sure are good at women's sports.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

That moment you understand why “out of this world” is so significant

[Cabo @cabo_says]

Shhh.. feel that? That's the urine leaving my body.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

You can blink for 10 minutes when you don’t have time to nap

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

If you don’t have anything nice to say, let’s hang out

[moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused]

If you people didn’t complain about people tweeting about wordle, I NEVER would’ve known it existed

Sometimes you are the problem you complain about