Jessica

[Jessica @shammynine]

@yayeet46016665 This is a completely moronic response.

[Jessica @shammynine]

@JR1101nov07 @BretBielema More like @UMichFootball fan! We would much rather beat IL again to put an end to all the whining and excuses

[Cyrus Sanati @BeyondBlunt]

While we have seen videos of the Capitol Police running away, opening barriers and taking selfies, there is another side to the story. These Capitol Policemen, decked out in riot gear, are fighting to the death to keep the rioters out, one crushed in the doors #CapitolRiots

[Jessica @shammynine]

Who hacks a twitter account with 9 followers? Poor form hackers. #notimpressed Don't click on any links sent via DM from me! Sorry friends

[Jessica @shammynine]

“@atlblog: http://t.co/x7RDG4e2Pw” @acpea why didn't we think of this? Kids are so smart these days.#beachhousefail #idontmissit #crackedout

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

"Tip for Senators w/natl ambitions: if you don't know what 'default' means, don't try to use it in a sentence": http://t.co/hzRS8Szfat

[Jessica @shammynine]

@acpea @bpasola together you are brahs

[Jessica @shammynine]

@acpea not cool.

[Jessica @shammynine]

@JackOCtweets @slammy109 @mackattack413 @j3gartner I still don't get how to use this thing hahha

[Jessica @shammynine]

@JackOCtweets @mackattack413 Don't forget the #Jameson. #carbombs will be flowing

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

No. 2 in Big Ten history in touchdowns scored (91). Second only to Drew Brees (106). #ThankYouDenard

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

BOOM. Frank Clark. BOOM.

[Above the Law @atlblog]

Dear sadfaced Romney voters. White people being 72% of the electorate does not make them a "minority" or "underdog."

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Pics of early voting lines in FL are just nuts. This is a basic failure of governance. From @WPLGLocal10:

[Jessica @shammynine]

I think she needs more sparkles
http://t.co/nJkUaYQY
@acpea

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

I believe in you. I know this is a problem you can handle. RT @DAT_NIGGA_REEE a my nigga i m running out of hotpockets to put in the oven

[mgoblog @mgoblog]

If you've ever said you're looking forward to Denard leaving, do the honorable thing and set yourself on fire.