Calamityville Horror

i fear the mortifying ordeal of being known thus welcoming the gratifying relief of being forgotten

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business majors be like damn i got a white collar crime to commit due friday

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@EkAadmi18 That experience alone made me not want anything to do with that creator/brand/product
(And you have to hold the username and scroll up)

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i got 2 free train rides today yippee

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i miss the bird #goodbye

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hey siri, play I Went To A Fall Out Boy Concert And I Was Scammed by fall out boy on spotify #atlanta

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@OkayAndreaJ Day 871 of asking Andréa to marry me💍?

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@MemsSpaget i call this mf

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@frannocean

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my boss likes to try to guilt me into not taking personal days sometimes. im going to hit her with the “my kids sick” next time

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if jesus christ was the alpha AND the omega, does that mean the Bible was written in the a/b/o universe?

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i bought a tee at the mcr concert and i found out only today that its GLOW IN THE DARK???!?!?

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Turning your blt into an lgbt

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@OkayAndreaJ live bicuriously through others— or whatever they say

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@theactualethanm then u shouldnt have studied history

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@kattothepat Replace mental pain with physical pain

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yall ever heard a straight piped prius? cuz oh boy i have one now

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Wordle 229 3/6

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…huh

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@g_lomac https://t.co/lbjlQBa021 not an app lmao took me like a week to find it

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@OkayAndreaJ 🥺🥺im poor

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@theactualethanm brady just 🤡🤡🤡 everyone at this point

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Wordle 219 3/6

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going from farts to [word] in three since last week