shandace sampson

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

Kids are such assholes.. today Stetson purposely tried to feed Scout “snacks” knowing dang good and well they were his dog’s treats 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

H a n d s o m e

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@Mariahascally Just pull the sorry I just had a baby, you’ll get a gift next year card 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

Told myself I was going to get all my Christmas shopping done early this year and here I am going shopping two days before 🥴

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@skyyyyyyy27 True!!

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@kate_land_ It’s impossible. Just facing the fact that it’ll be a mess for the next like 10 year at least 🤷🏻‍♀️

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

How does one keep their house clean with a toddler 😑

[$yd$ @sydneynicholef]

I love seeing other people’s happiness
Proposals, gender reveals, pregnancy announcements, healthy relationships, the 500 pictures of your baby, I wanna see it all

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

Mine does that but with things he’s painted “doesn’t that fence look awesome” Every. Time. You. Pass. It. 😂

[Ciara Riney @ciara_schmitz]

Anyone else’s husbands tell them so and so lives there when you drive passed somewhere, everytime you drive by it?! Yes babe I know, you told me the other 40 times we’ve driven by here 😂😅

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@shelbie_sampson ❤️❤️❤️ thank you!

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

Forever striving to be the mom I always wished I had 👩‍👦

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@shelbie_sampson Take Skylie

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@carroll_faith Thank you! ❤️

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

An angel 😇

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

Yes

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

If I knew all my kids would look like Stets I’d probably have 10 🤷🏻‍♀️😍

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

Life’s a garden, dig it

[shandace sampson @shandacesampson]

@PoisonousB_tch @kristenphelpsx Well I was off, I was guessing a snowboarder with striped socks