shandilyn

Sparkles, kitties, emojis, progressive politics😍These are a few of my favorite things 🎶 Also....why are mini things so adorable?

[shandilyn @shandile]

My cat is the cutest #ComeFightMeNow

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“I am happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you as a friend. I wanted to be alone. I wanted to think about how fine everything is.”

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[shandilyn @shandile]

@Joelbdenning @phil0sphere But sure, their leg up in life comes from the blessings of following God’s commandments

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

[shandilyn @shandile]

@beejohnie I’m just sad my second ear piercings are no longer rebellious. That really was a big win for me as a baby post Mormon 😂

[how's annie? @ventriclemouse]

Imagine if you had a sunflower seed as big as a laptop. That is everyday life for a hamster.

[shandilyn @shandile]

@Brandxtc I believe it’s The Former Guy, at least that’s how I’ve always read it 😂

[shandilyn @shandile]

It’s working! Be right there!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

hoping to encourage tourism, Scotland placed a couple of Shetland ponies in sweaters and it might be the best promotional campaign ever

[shandilyn @shandile]

It’s me. I needed to see this 😍

[shandilyn @shandile]

@Hubris_And_Me Late to the party here, but currently listening to Pixies and def feeling that burning in the bosom as they say.

[shandilyn @shandile]

@Hubris_And_Me It seemed so normal at the time when I was all in, but I look back now and those worthiness interviews are so messed up! The amount of prying questions that serve no purpose other than to shame. I 100% agree. It’s time for those to end!

[shandilyn @shandile]

The fact that this exists brings me so much joy.

[shandilyn @shandile]

Why is it that once you’re over 30, you can breathe wrong and it will throw your whole back out? 👵🏻

[shandilyn @shandile]

@Brandxtc Show and tell should still be a thing! I kind of still do it by showing off all my pet pics. I’ll tell you what, showing off that bat was the highlight of the summer that year 😂

[shandilyn @shandile]

@Brandxtc You have to let all the neighbor kids check out the bat in the jar before you can take it home, though. They don’t get to see such spectacles often 😂