Shane

[8BitBoi @TheComicQuest]

We have rebuilt your entire childhood home in order to help prepare you emotionally for Full Disclosure.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Shane @shandrick]

@ArcaneAce @BumBumBugger @Variety That’s a you problem

[tima @mikasansaa]

marie antoinette got executed for less

[Shane @shandrick]

I like this Tony opening but I can’t understand half the lyrics. They should’ve put the lyrics on screen for TV and not just the people there

[Shane @shandrick]

@theonlyjordan__ @pugmane Alabama here. They’re literally the only theatre around.

[Shane @shandrick]

No way GTA VI is coming in November

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

AI has figured out how to pilot a human vessel

[Shane @shandrick]

@Dominos_UK Don’t you have a crappy pizza to make?

[Shane @shandrick]

She used to be a helicopter? Man, those Transformers are getting better

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

🔵 Results - Former navy helicopter Bennett wins the democratic nomination in NJ-07, the most vulnerable seat for Republicans in NJ

She will run against Missing congressman Kean Jr

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Shane @shandrick]

JD Vance is one of those people that thinks he’s clever because he has an education and laughs at Monty Python

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance argues that Democrats don't actually believe in "No Kings" because they didn't protest King Charles 🥴🥴🥴

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Oh. He just said that out loud. Oh.

[NostalgiaCast / Back To Bluey @DWLundberg]

THE PHANTOM MENACE is better than ATTACK OF THE CLONES or REVENGE OF THE SITH because at least it's shot on film on actual locations and I can believe that the actors are standing on the same set with each other as opposed to being stitched together digitally from different days.

[Shane @shandrick]

No telling how many variants this thing will have

[Marvel Comics @MarvelComicsHQ]

The monumental 1000th issue of 'Amazing Spider-Man' arrives this September. Official unveiling tomorrow.

[Shane @shandrick]

What a weird take. “Don’t go see a movie you might enjoy because next year, there will be other movies.”

[stale cooper @stalecooper]

you must resist the urge to see the new trendy horror movie that everyone is telling you you "have to" see. simply wait one (1) calendar year and see if anyone recalls it at all fondly (they won't) and watch it then (you don't have to).

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

“As soon as we fix the problem we created, we can focus on fixing the other problems that we also created.”

[Shane @shandrick]

It’s almost like being in Congress isn’t supposed to be a career. No sympathy

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

“We have to have sympathy. We need to at least let them engage in some stock trading so they can continue to take care of their family.”

- House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) on lawmakers trading stocks.

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𓇼 @flowwithkel]

People retweeting this asking why we don’t do this anymore and it’s because there’s freaks who record you and then will make fun of you online for having fun