shane

Software Engineer

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@brettskireal wtf r u talking abt

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@Chadson I’m like 20% sure we’re friends IRL — Vashon, boats — but just follow you randomly

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@celestialxsigh @trustfundwife How much can a flight to Italy cost?

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@robkroese Haha sounds about right.

I went to Hooters and 3 of the five girls on shift asked me out. Two 19 y/o and a 20 y/o — I’m 36 lol.

I think it’s what being a hot girl in America is like.

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@aelfred_D The best thing about Spanish is French.

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@nikitabier @Jason Ok but it’s still impossible to actually report spam. I think… I’ve never made it all the way through the process. However, I assume it has no end.

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@webdevMason @MorlockP Ancient human remains are often misinterpreted as being in “mass graves” when in fact they are just representative of how people of that age lived. Piled together in with interlocking limbs as they rolled about hunting, gathering, and inventing as one.

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@DoctorQuince @solduceaurelian Stop sexualizing my big bouncy tits!

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@zoink She’s a military veteran too… minority female… bilingual… checks every box lol.

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@zoink I don’t get it… my wife has a UX Design Degree — graduated last year… works on portfolio all the time… sends hundreds of apps out. No call backs. I’ve reviewed resume and it looks good.

Same story all over — nobody can get a job or even an interview.

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@DarbraDawn @goblinodds There is basically no other way to do this unless you’ve built a relationship with the cow and can call it over or you just shoot it and scoop it up in the bucket of a large tractor.

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@Romy_Holland Doesn’t it cause injuries tho when you’re like fluffing a gaggle of dudes on it

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@georgeoduor705 @Austen I meant the whole sport is retarded cuz it’s all

“Daddy pay attention to me I fell over 😭”

it’s a sport for people that aren’t able to do anything w/o government permission so they think the majority of points scored should be the result of an authority figures decision

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@beaverd At 6.5% you could never pay it off.

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@fuckpoasting The problem is now all our defense software is going to be developed by people whose only qualification is not being able to get a job anywhere else.

I’m a solid engineer. Not taking a $300k/yr pay cut for this.

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@zeta_globin Not really no people have mostly moved on. I think they still care a lot in Europe.

It’s just impossible for most people to keep pretending sea levels are going to rise when waterfront properly in “soon-to-be-underwater” cities is $100 million dollars maybe

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@neontaster If it’s taking this long it’s because it’s 5-4 in favor of Trump.

John Roberts is a huge pussy and he is delaying the decision because he’s afraid of the media.

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@cremieuxrecueil It’s hilarious because we’re 15% of global green house gas emissions and dropping.

We should just bomb them.