shane

Houston 📍

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As a general rule, if you believe *everything* your political party says, you are an idiot

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

Lamar Jackson to Zay Flowers when they get into the locker room

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no rizz i’m just so funny i can actually laugh u out ur drawls

[Lord of the Hoochies ❤️‍🔥🥰 @CashBSpazzin]

If women stop wearing lingerie with Jordans in public, men might like it again .

[Leto Falcons Basketball Alumni @FalconsLeto]

@DelgardoJr getting windy Friday night. @Coach_Delgardo @Coach_DDelgardo

[Brandon Green @_BrandonGreen_]

Sheesh 👀. Them Leto boys showing out this year 🤝🏽✊🏽

[Jay @idek_tb]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity.

[͏ ͏  @TeezySooSkep]

He explained everything in the Daystar album that yall boycotted

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

If she pull out her own condom
Im goin Home

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

When he was doing this more they said he’s a running back. Now he doesn’t run enough. Go figure.

[shane @shaneeden12]

@_Zac814 Isn’t there the 5 second rule??

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Trump is easily the funniest president ever just look at how this tweet aged

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Win!

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Bro hitting the “about a week ago” 😭

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

only called her my princess because i wanted some of that peach

[Bruce Wayne @ItsBrienW]

wait … he was spittin

[willie. @illwillie_]

that’s crazy he got the butter built in already

[𝗕 𝗔 𝗕 𝗬 @lostinthebando]

He be tellin hoes he like hot sauce

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

when a kid shoot me with an imaginary gun