Shane Jared

[Travis Southern @tsouthern008]

"#icantgoadaywithout flirting with somebody, I dont even know that I do it half the time"

[Willie Plascencia @WilliePlascenci]

#goseeksomehelp if you got more alcohol in your house than a bar.

[Tommy Raasch @traasch007]

"if she's got carpet imprints on her knees after coming home from ""work"" #youknowtheycheating"

[Jorge Mcferrin @JorgeMcferrin]

#imhappiestwhen my parents are proud of me

[Lester Heap @lesterheap023]

#bigmistake not having a blackberry

[Shane Jared @shanejared00]

Going to community college just to be closer to your significant other is a #bigmistake

[Shane Jared @shanejared00]

#bigmistake ::Trying to save money on cheap clothing and it falls apart on you.

[Shane Jared @shanejared00]

"Dear haters, when you say miley is ugly that's such a #bigmistake in your life."

[Wesley Feely @WesleyFeely]

#dontlookatmeif you have a girlfriend or is in love with someone..

[Rick Pauly @rickpaul6123]

"#whenihadamyspace if somebody ugly told me to comment on their default i would say ""nice."""

[Vernon Gaudreau @vgaudreau064]

#letsmakelove then make me a plate

[Thomas Nero @tnero061]

#10confessions I went to a different highschools every year

[Peter Sanders @petersand265]

#10confessions 3. I can't look people in the eyes when I talk to them ( most times ) so people think I'm lying.

[Gordon Coolidge @gcoolidge003]

#letsbereal  white air force ones will always be classicss

[Charlie Reading @charliereading3]

#imthetype to say 'my battery's about to die' to get out of a long phone conversation.

[Zachary Serpa @zserpa892]

@Shaq references #Kazaam in his speech! #Lol http://www.tout.com/kqqe5f

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

There goes Boston's chances in 2012. #shaqretires

[Wesley Didonato @wdidonato01]

#Shaq shows us his Champ rings http://www.tout.com/kvg3es

[Dustin Ghee @dghee32]

#itmakesmesmilewhen your name pops up on my phone !

[Corey Drost @CoreyDrost]

#thingsihate Rebecca Black!