Shane Priestley

[simon king @unfamous]

If @billburr, @joerogan, @tomsegura and @bertkreischer did a podcast together I would hope it would be like this.

https://t.co/exOpiaHhNV

[Perry Caravello @perrycaravello]

@Synchro2021 @elonmusk I like Elon Musk, and his ways!!!

[Myles Anderson @Myles_Anderson1]

This made me laugh. Love these guys: https://t.co/MW6mQjt4Jj

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

I just found out that brilliant Canadian comedian Matt Billon is dead at a perfect young age.

And we are still alive.

Meaning we have to follow him into death.

I've had to follow him before.

Bring your A game.

[Myles Anderson @Myles_Anderson1]

Happy Fish Halloween! On November 20 every year all the spooky stuff sold at Spirit Halloween stores has finally made it into the Pacific Ocean and it is a very scary time for fish.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

@kennyhotz spenny paying comedian openers in beers and ball licks lol

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Day three on the wild rose cleanse: I’ve shit out all my anxiety about open mic’s coming back.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Going to the museum to see the xzibit exhibit!

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

I’m not saying I’m a messy person but if you have a peanut allergy i wouldn’t come to my house.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Plump man problems: it’s confusing when a cool person says “Tight Shirt”

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Crazy times right now but take a moment of silence for the person who made the bread bowl at Tim Hortons. RIP angel

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

When the server knows I can’t handle the spice level:

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Girlfriend: you should think about quitting drinking

Me: I’m helping small businesses in a time of need.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

@zimballz I’m sure not well

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

When I walked into my local coffee shop I heard one of the staff say “oh no it’s the egg man”

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

I treat my plant like I would my child, I give it to my mom if it’s about to die.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

I was nine years old, my grandpa sat me down and told me our families secrets to the Priestley Soap Company. Those secrets die with me.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Not many books on people watching.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

In high school I was voted most likely to save for a home not own one just save for one.

[Shane Priestley @shaner23]

Trees in Forrest: hey stop cutting us down

Trees in downtown: check out these fuckin blossoms bud