Shane Sargent

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

If the @OfficialWRC creative team that created the intro wonders if people are skipping their work, know that I see you. It’s a tremendous work, and I watch it every time.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

I miss the surly older servers at Nye’s Polonaise. And that’s all I have to say about that.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

@JungSeeds A 3-week old order, apparently not yet shipped. No phone service, and 3 emails unanswered. Notably, no delay in charging a credit card.

Look, it's tough all over, and we're doing our best to support business that has supported us in the past. You're making that difficult.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

@Chicago_History 1, 3, 5 and I’ll take my Correct Choice Award on the cold tile of my bathroom floor.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

It’s a good day.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

Twin Cities friends, get out to enjoy an interesting talk on a well written book.

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

TWIN CITIES! TOMORROW! I am coming for you! The Founding Myth book talk, signing, and Q&A.

FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
Nov 14 at 7pm.
Univ. of Minnesota
Molecular & Cellular Biology building (MCB), Room 2-122.
420 Washington Ave.

Details: https://t.co/qYbuod0ssx

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

I would enjoy a super cut of NFL announcers pitching cancelled shows.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

@jamesburnham An interesting take from my native state.

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@BDNbiz @bangordailynews Fantastic! Dave Jeffrey provided mentoring, friendship, and a swift kick in the pants when needed to hundreds of kids, me included, and I’m hard pressed to think of someone more deserving of every success. Cheers, Coach!

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

@TheOnion Fun fact, @brentgentry73, my hornet stinger has touched everything in this house. Twice.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

Oh, they’ll laugh at you, Shane. When you leave the grocery store with 6 bags on a Wednesday. When you know the butcher’s son’s birthday and basically paid for his bar mitzvah. When you… https://t.co/bKk4WuhnuE

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

A couple old fellers out for a walk.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

As Chairman of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, I’m sure @SenRonJohnson will take quick decisive action re: today’s report on Kushner. Everybody start holding your breath...now!

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

A line of octogenarians in front of you at the deli counter, each ordering 4 slices of turkey and a slice of cheese: equal parts endearing and infuriating.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

Alright, @HeatHotSauce, let’s talk venison stew. I’m going to make a traditional version for some miscreants heading to the UP of Michigan in a few weeks. What 3 sauces do you reckon I should pick up? Heat tolerance from med/high to “I’ve made a huge mistake”.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

I know several hookers I'd like to send to space, but only one that has the brains to get there herself. Ad astra, @AstroAnnimal! #FrontRowFTW

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

Gus enjoys living dangerously. #pittylife https://t.co/OwQUJcNAtn

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

Welp, I was outsmarted by a woodpecker today. That’s a humbling moment.

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

I’ve never been at a game when someone hit for the cycle. Well done, Yelich! #vivaloscerveceros #BrewCrew

[Shane Sargent @ShaneSargent]

@bearflash Brother, you ain’t fooling.